A wad of toilet paper dropped in the toilet, prior to taking a dump. Dual purpose - a) deafen the sound of your poop hiting the water, and b) prevent splashback onto one's arse cheeks.
Next time, I will use a bomb pad - I really didn't want my ass cheeks bathed in poo-water!
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