To unequivocally, totally, and utterly fail at life.
Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.
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