Bloody Tampon - The Vampires equivalent of a Tea bag
Vampire 1: Pint of blood please.
Vampire 2: Plain water please
Bartender: Why just plain water?
"Vampire 2 pulls out a Bloody Tampon"
Vampire 2: I'm making tea ;)
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