I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM
Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess
Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity
Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.
Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.
Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM
Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake
Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!
Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
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