When bought from Marsh Supermarkets, Black Cherry Cola, generic in nature, is a crisp, sugary, blast of tastebud smashing cherry greatness that is best used to accompany the "Ball State University student I.D. after midnight $2.99 medium pizza deal" at Dominos Pizza. Beware of inferior imitations.
"Wow, this black cherry cola tastes great with my medium pizza from Dominos, especially because it is now 12:45 a.m."
"Black Cherry cola is like a fine wine, really."
"What? Adam Dunn is on the back of the Drum Sticks box? Well, want to get pizza and black cherry tonight?"
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