Bestiology is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful, frequently drunk, God, a monotheistic Baccus if you will.
Bestiology has, as of yet, no holy book but does have commandments and worship takes place not on consecrated ground but in cheap taverns.
The God of Bestiology has a comically large, mishapen head.
All religeons are false except, of course, Bestiology!
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