A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible
After taking a sip of a natty lite
A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK
Normal Person: Shut up
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