A mid-week wassail wherein the following rules must be adhered to:
The ratio is 18:72
No women. Even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. See Rule 4
Fake beards do not count.
The Hesitation Rule: If asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (PBR)
Must be an apolitical group
We got Rules!
Dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)
Law and Order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the "Down Low Episode")
Possess mysterious powers
No shop or sports talk.
Addendums and additions welcomed.
W: "Honey why don't you stay here and help me watch the kids?"
M: "Can't... gotta go to Beard Club."
Prices shown in USD.
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