The president of the United States of America. Apparently he has been to all 57 states of this beautiful nation. He will also be celebrating cuatro de mayo with the Mexican-Americans this year. He told America during the election that he doesn't believe in big spending, and we can all see how long that lasted. Yeah, took less than a year to spend more than any other president in history. Sent millions of dollars to abortion clinics in OTHER COUNTRIES as one of his first actions as president. Is the only American citizen who's birth certificate isn't accessible to the public. Is a skinny punk, has high colesterol, and smokes. Yet, he is depicted as a health expert by American media. His supporters claim he wasn't elected because he is black, and yet that's all they ever talk about. His supporters almost never know anything about his policies, and they were all tricked into thinking he was going to make them rich with his Obama money. Still not sure where they got this idea though, maybe they thought because he was black he was going to "help a brotha out".
Lets put Barack Obama on the front of Men's Health Magazine. He probably only weighs 120 and my 5 year old has bigger biceps. Oh Sweet! He smokes too! We've known for years that those cancer sticks are more than terrible for your health. You know, I'd love to have a president that's addicted to drugs even though we know the terrible effects of ciggarettes in the 21st century. Dude! He's ashamed of his white herritage and legally got his name changed in honor of his Muslim extremist father that left him, yet he thinks he's great and his white mom sucks. It would be even cooler if someone read a white bashing poem at his innaugeration.
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