Barack Obama is a democrat running in the presidential elections of 2008. He has a good chance to be the first black man to ever be president.
Unfortunately, because he is black, he get pumelled by the media for the dumbest shit. I just loooove this country.
"HOLY SHIT, Barack Obama's white southern mom's great great great great grandfather owned a slave!"
""What a horrible man. He just paid his college parking tickets now. What has life come to?"
"His dad made him go to a MADRASSA as a child!? That makes me question whether or not hes a terrorist. He says hes a christian now, but once youre a muslim, youre always a muslim, right?"
"Oh no! He dabbled in drugs when he was a youngster! Instead of taking care of my son who is probably getting high on meth while I don't know it, I'm gong to have a hissy fit because a candidate tried to hide that he was a smoker. Surely, having such a shameful habit, he should be open with us! How can we trust him?"
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