Bang on Shift
To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.
John: What did you do last night?
Tim: My girlfriend wouldn't give me any so i had to bang on shift.
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