noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug
PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.
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