Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.
Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
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