An incomplete attempt at a satisfying shit.
A turd that snaps off prematurely, requiring excessive wiping that usually results in a clogged toilet, sloss, a raw sore asshole, a greasy unclean feeling the rest of the day, and ultimately skid marks.
I was so excited to have a satisfying dump, but sadly it ended in a bad break.
I gotta go and rewipe.. I had a bad break earlier..
Call a plumber, the toilet is filled with sloss.... "Oh sorry about that I had a bad break this morning."
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