Blow My Ass Off.
Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
One day at school...
Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.
Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
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