B town - Bloomington, Indiana
Home of one of the premier party schools in the world: Indiana University. This is where hot, horny young women attend college in hopes of getting a)away from home, b)fucked up, c)a job, d)off. If you have ever been to IU you surely know what I'm talking about. And if you have ever been to Little 500 then you probably drank more than you ever thought possible.
Bloomington is an interesting mix of college students and townies. Townie bars include: Office Lounge and the Vid. Most students go to Sports, Jakes, or anywhere on Kirkwood. If you're greek then you're expected to show up at Kilroys at least once every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday.
When Spring rolls around in Btown, its God's way of telling students that there is a Happy Hour. From the end of March through graduation there is never a patio table open during happy hour. Since the bars are right next to many academic buildings, backpacks are encouraged at many establishments.
Everyone in a 60 miles radius is obsessed with IU basketball. Bob Knight is a god and what the hell is football? (We're going Bowling this year though!!) If you want to hear the loudest arena in the land, go to the REAL Assembly Hall when we play Duke or UNC.
When visiting B town here are some things you need to try:
A tall AMF at The Upstairs
A tall brunette from Foster Quad (McNutt or Brisco too)
Nick's English Pub
Big Ten from Pizza Express (1am or later)
Favorite phrase in August: Back in Btown.
Lets go to Kilroys and find a sorostitute.
The only thing B town ever did was have a hot daughter (named Indiana University). That's it, that is it!
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