-Beautiful & Sexy People
-Originally from Iraq
-About 400,000 living in Chicago itself & the suburbs of Chicago (Skokie, Roselle, Des plaines, ext)
-Hard working people
-Mostly rich as fuck
-The women are VERY beautiful
-The men are SO gorgeous
-They don't give a shit about anything expect the important things in life: Family (friends are already considered family) and Prosperity
-They own Chicago
-They all have to take care of themselves (nice hair, brand-name clothing, and nice body)
-Thee prettiest people ever known to man
-If you mess with an Assyrian, they'll call up their cousins&/friends to come beat your ass up (so don't talk shit about ANY of them)
-Their food is FANTASTIC
-They can be very kind and funny, or very ignorant, stubborn, strict (as any group can be)
-They love being Assyrian
"Ay yo bro, Them Assyrians OWN Chi-Town!".
Prices shown in USD.
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