A person who has diluted themselves into believing that the ideas created in and voiced directly from their ass, are pure genius.
Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?
Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?
Woman: You are a consummate ass-talker.
Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!
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