The fine-ass news reporter who the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wanted to f*ck.
Leonardo: "Hey April, how about me and you share a pizza?"
Raphael: "Back off Leo, I called dibs on her!"
Leonardo: "Yeah right Raphael, like she would ever want to sleep with you."
Raphael: "Yeah? Well sleep on this!" *whips out his sai and the two turtles fight*
Splinter: "Leonardo! Raphael! Stop this nonsense. You must learn to channel your anger. Now meditate with me."
Leo and Raph: "Yes, Master Splinter."
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