1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.
I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.
Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.
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