(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
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