During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!
Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"
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