N.--Nasty, Creepy, Greasy Stalker. Will typically be found in the halls of your average, everyday high school, sulking around, leaving a trail of grease behind him. An Andrew has no friends, like literally none, although he will try to trick himself into believing he does. To get rid of an Andrew, you may actually have to leave the country, or kill yourself, but I would go with leaving the country, because without a hott girl to obsess over, an Andrew has nothing to live for. Therefore, he may pull a Romeo and Juliet and follow you into death, which would suck.
V.-- Act of sexually molesting a poor, defenseless dog.
1) Girl 1: Run for your life! It's Andrew!
Girl 2: Careful not to slip in his grease!
2) Ugly guy: I'm really horny, but I'm too ugly to get a girl, so I'm gonna go Andrew.
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