When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum
Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?
fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment
Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye
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