when u say the pledge every morning, u r saying that a piece of cloth is more important than u. i say, THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Piece of Shit: Look a missile coming right towards us! I'm going to grab the American Flag and run, while i leave this poor defensless infant to die because inanimate objects are more important than people.
Me: you hopeless little Piece of Shit!*Nails him to the ground, grabs the baby, and runs*
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