Best country in the world
Beats Canada's fat ass
Land that invented football (not gay futball), basketball, baseball, apple pie, the telephone, the lightbulb, the oven, electricity, space travel, kicking ass in every war but one (the Vietnam war), kicking Canada's ass in the war of 1812, being famous for the large amount of big dongs sizes, has jelly belly jelly beans, beat the canadians and the germans at beerfest, has the best language ever, has the most missles, has balls unlike Canada that sits out of every war but one, reese's peanut butter cups, snickers, 3 musketeers, milkyway, smarties(no chocolate), M and Ms, Kimbo, Rambo, Chuck Norris, pro wrestling, man on woman sex (unlike Canada), Bruce Willis, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones,and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Hey holmes, if we hop this fence we go to heaven, I think it's called America.
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