upper-middle class wasteland located in West Seattle that is saturated with stuffy republican chumps, sneering/hideous-faced dykes, and the muff-munchers' prime mode of transport: Subaru Outbacks; quite often young black children will be seen in the midst of two gnarly caucasian lezes -- this is quite the normal trend in this neighborhood as colored adoptees are extremely Peace-Corp-fashionable amongst hippie peers
"Wine??!! Nigga, what you think this is -- Alki??!!!! Only OE here mutha fucka!! Shit!!"
"That ho was fuckin fugly!! Bitch was Alkied-the-fuck out!!!"
"Let's go see Barbara and Jim today. I hear their organic garden is springing something delightful. They're so Alki!!"
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