'''Albanians''' are a Turkic people who entered Europe during the Late Middle Ages, as refugees, mercenaries and settlers for the Ottoman Empire in order to increase the presence of Turkic Muslims in South-East Europe. They later achieved "independence"(a joke as they were always treated just like other Turks by the Sultan). The modern-day Albanian state is the poorest, most backward, and most violent in Europe. Albanians infest other countries such as Serbia, Greece and Italy. Many dream of a ''Greater Albania'', which would encompass most of Eastern Europe. Some laughably claim to be the descendants of the ancient Illyrians, a people with who they share nothing whatsoever in common.
Man #1:Oh look Albanians are squatting next door!
Man #2:Time to sell up and leave then I guess.
Man #1:When you're right, you're right.
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