Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.
Will not work on black people or mexicans.
John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.
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