The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole.
Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.
Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.'
Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'.
Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'.
Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'.
Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.'
Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur."
Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money."
Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit."
Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend."
Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture."
Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland."
Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!"
Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours."
Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body".
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