Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.
"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"
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