The Air Marshal is an advanced sexual technique where you combine the Rear Admiral with The Flying Camel. The objective is to pilot the recipient of your penis around the room whilst flapping your arms and wailing like a banshee. Additionally, to initiate locomotion the Air Marshal must hop rather than step. The Air Marshall is an advanced technique because it requires both the technical requirements of the Rear Admiral with the sophistication and classiness of The Flying Camel.
Bro: Why's all your shit knocked over? And why's there a hole in the wall? And where's Lisa?
Me: Air Marshal, Air Marshal, and nursing a concussion.
Bro: Holy shit you Air Marshaled her?
Me: Of course I did! Now get me a Fanta.
Bro: Yes Sir!
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