To most, it is a small school in a small town in a small state on the East Coast. But, to a select few, it is a haven for all things awesome. Classes include: Break-Dancing, Becoming a Ninja 101, Sword Swallowing 101, Puerto-Rican Fence Jumpers (P.F.G.), and kitten/puppy care (for the ladies).
Staff includes: Bob & Terry
Cafeteria food: rocks, raw eggs, and our very own moon-shine!
It is said to be so awe-inspiring that newcomers must wear goggles to keep their eyes from falling out
Tour Guide: And here is Adams Middle School
Exchange Student: My Eyes!!!!!!!!!Ada
Prices shown in USD.
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