Something that should never have to be done, if people knew how to use a fucking condom. Slip it over the head of the penis and roll it down the base. Your fuckbuddy can even help you do it if so desired. Some people are just whores and have unprotected sex without caring, and get dozens of abortions, whereas some situations are acceptable, such as a condom breaking or a contraceptive not working. As long as you TRIED to prevent pregnancy, its acceptable. However if you do it without thinking, its your fault for being a dumbass. Unexpected pregancies should not exist. If you have unprotected sex, EXPECT to get pregnant. Otherwise, shut the hell up. And maybe lrn2contracept. However, if you WANT to become pregnant at an early age, by all means go ahead, but do not complain about unexpected pregnancies, you dumb sluts.
Girl that just found out she was pregnant: "OMG, I just found out I'm pregnant.."
Someone else: "Did you use a condom or the pill or something?"
Person: "Then wtf did you expect. Ya dumb bitch."
Girl: "Eh, I'm gonna get an abortion."
Person: "You wouldn't have to if you weren't so retarded."
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