While pooping, one's stomach begins to converse with oneself through morse code, often giving helpful life tips and warnings; also known as the fortune cookie of the body.
Doctor: "Has anything unusual happened to you lately?"
Steve: "Well, I had a case of Abdodiphrass last night."
-- Last night --
Steve: (Whistles on toilet)
Steve's stomach: (taps) "Cover nose."
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