Acronym for Artificial Boner
When wearing thick pants such as blue jeans of some slacks, an artificial boner forms in the crotch area along the zipper. The bulging of the pants closely resebles a Boner. Although one may not have an erection, the AB is certainly noticeable and just as comical. The AB is something to be celebrated. It is a sign of one's superiority over others. The larger the AB the better. Another thing to be taken into consideration is the number of humps in an AB. The more humps the manly one is. Look now. If you have an AB, be proud. If not, change your pants immediately. The AB is normally a nusiance, but if we learn to celebrate, great pride can be taken in the AB. Note: A fake AB can also be used to describe a real boner. A fake AB is in reality a fake artificial boner. Therefore, the fake AB is a real full blown woody. Have fun with your ABs and Fake ABs.
Baker: Dude, this AB is huge. I have three fuckin humps! It's incredible!!
Daaaany: O yea! Beat this. I have a fake AB and an AB at the same time!!!
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