A boring town, Antioch, Illinois, is small, and boring. When you tell someone where you're from, you say Antioch, Illinois, and then you have to explain where it's at...north of Chicago and on the boarder of wisconsin. I had to do that plenty of times.
To those who try to live it up while we're here, and then get the hell out, it's A-Town...Atlanta, you aint got shiz on us.
Dude from somewhere else: "Hey man! Where you from???"
Dude from A-Town: "I'm from Antioch, Illinois"
Dude from somewhere else: "Where's that?"
Dude from A-Town: "It's north of Chicago, on the Wisconsin boarder"
Dude from somewhere else: "Oh, ok."
"I was excited to get back home, but then i realized, it's only A-Town."
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