A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.
ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?
AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?
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