Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank
Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
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