I also heard this calculator joke in Third grade from a friend.
A woman had 69(press 69) boobs,
which she was 2(press 2), 2(press 2), 2(press 2) much.
So she went to 51st(press 51) street
to visit DR. X (press multiply)
8(ate) press 8) her boobs and now she's
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