Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.
Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!
Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?
Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.
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