(b)ride or b-ride refers to the current spouse or partner that isnt what you deserve to be with, but for which you either settled for or were roped into due to fate, defective condoms, or other flukes of nature. Although derogatory, it is pronounced as bride, which is falsely assumed by the object to be a term of endearment.
(b)ride can also mean (bitch) ride who provides regular sexual pleasure, otherwise is not remotely fun or interesting to be around.
Roger: What did you do over the weekend.
Daryle: Nothing... my (b)ride had her parents over so I got roped into playing Yahtzee and Parcheesi
Roger: Lame Dude.
Jen: Honey, would you go to the store and get some milk? I forgot to get it when I went earlier.
Daryle: I guess so.... is there anything else you forgot, my (b)ride? Maybe some Tampons?
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