Urban Dict - Thanksgiving

thanksgiving

a day we commemorate taking advantage of the "indians" by stealing their land, food, and lifestyles in exchange for cheap trinkets.

Ahh thanksgiving, lets give thanks to those indians for letting us screw them wholeheartedly.

thanksgiving

the one before christmas

"Happy Thanksgiving. This date lets everyone know that Christmas is only one more month away."

Thanksgiving

Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"
"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"
"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"

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