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Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).
Oh shit! I just crosstexted my boss thinking it was my girlfriend.
by smenjas September 17, 2013
The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.
Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"

Woman 2: "26 months old"

Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."
by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013
Acronym for Fear of Sobering Up. Someone who has FOSU may begin their drinking with Bloody Mary's over breakfast just to ensure they're never sober.

People suffering from FOSU often use boring people as a reason to get drunk in the first place.
Reginald: Dave, I'm hungover.
Dave: Hair of the dog, mate.

Reginald: Yeah, fair enough... Can you fix me a Bloody Mary or a Gin and Tonic? I don't wanna be sober around these other asshats.
Dave: Bro, you've got a hardcore case of FOSU.

Reginald: Yeah, but have you been trapped in a conversation with Betty or Rachael recently? It's like listening to an orchestra of cats.
by Springbok27 January 09, 2011
The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.
"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"
by Droobilicious August 20, 2013
After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.
YOUR MOM!!!!! COUNT IT (free throw motion)
by Barney Keller March 08, 2003
People often confuse this word with figuratively.
-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.
by Built2Spill November 17, 2004
An assfuck from Owosso. To shit on someones neck and grab their collar and lick it off.
"Hey don't be an Audet!"
by Mr. Audet March 29, 2005
Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.
Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.
by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013
A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.
Louie never drives and texts. He has his own textretary to send messages.
by Anarino June 29, 2013
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