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Zylophobia is a phobia in where a certain person is scared or acting like a retarded pedophile towards a username named Zyleken (An impersonation of Zyleken is also counted as a zylophobe.) Most of them are impersonations who lie like the pedophiles they are and never get away with it.
Damn! You cloned Zyleken you Zylophobic piece of shit!
Why haven't you replied to Zyleken? Are you zylophobic?
Have ya heard of zylophobia yet?
by Zyleken June 24, 2010

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