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The name of a man who is prone to several weaknesses generally frowned on by society, such as anime pornography, bestiality, and gender confusion. They also have an abnormally small penis, three in. Tops when fully aroused. They have been known to masturbate in public places and get a distinct enjoyment from ejaculating on Asian dwarfs. They have no known talents, hobbies, or friends
The fuck is up with that Zyan?
by Crackmaster December 05, 2014

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