a beast, basically a beast, do not mess with him hes an illlll bastardo, str8 playa pimp 2, dnt u worry he gets his and most definitely should b mr universe.
girl: id love to find mr perfect
girl 2: he esixts, his name is zyad, hes got ahuuuuuge dick 2
An interesting species, with unique characteristics. The Zyad is best known for it's incredible desire to smoke, eat chicken and mudbud. Although this mammal appears harmless with it's round soft exterior, if one ever comes in contact with Zyad do not bother this while eating or smoking.. Beware a Zyad is known for overstaying their welcome. Although the Zyad will say it is only inhabiting your nest temporarily, don't be fooled this is a very permanent position.
"Man stop smokin all my cigarettes, eating all my food and just leave already, you fukin Zyad!"