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Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.
1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"
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Zwiener is of the German origin, it usually means your WIENER is huge.
Taylor has a huge wiener, thats why his name is Taylor Zwiener. But Colin Masters wiener is like 4 inches bigger.
Zwiener by abColinbig dick July 27, 2010
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Zwine Dude 

A guy who thinks he's the shit and is cocky on the outside, but in reality he sucks at life and has no confidence.
"Hey Jenny, I know Kevin, and trust me, he's totally a Zwine Dude."

"Don't bother letting Kevin get to you because he's a total Zwine Dude."
Zwine Dude by spearminty06 July 6, 2009
A game played by South African schoolchildren in which a coin is flipped and the winner may take something of the loser i.e. shoes, money, objects etc.
I'll zwiep you my watch for your shoe
Zwiep by wordpoii January 31, 2022
A USELESS FUCKING CUNT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE. HE FUCKS AROUND IN HISTORY AND WILL MAKE A TERRIBLE CAR GUARD AT BEST, FUCK THIS GUY
zwile by Tinky_Winky69 May 17, 2018

zwieback 

A type of bun made by Mennonites which translates to "two-bake" from Low-German (Plautdietsch) because it is baked twice. If you try to put butter on one of these you will get the evil eye, as it has the butter baked in already. Jam is perfectly acceptable, however, and even expected. It is also acceptable to dunk them in coffee or to eat them with cheese/meat/pickles like a sandwich.

They have a funny shape which may remind you of a boob, a snowman without a head, a matryoshka doll or even your rotund little grandma.
Cousin 1: Dude your grandma's thicc af.
Cousin 2: Damn straight, she been eatin' those zwieback for days son. But dude, she's your grandma too.
Cousin 1: It's hard to keep track of whom I'm related to and in what way.
zwieback by PastaLass February 25, 2017

Zwiefelhofer 

Rhymes with quiefelhofer, means awesome, tall, and wonderful. Commonly shortened to be called "zwief", which then can be turned into "quief". Common in Northern Wisconsin. Realistically means onion farmer, but whatever.
That Jessy Zwiefelhofer is one tall awesome bitch!
Zwiefelhofer by zwiefie11 December 11, 2012