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p.p. dampened by water that sprays out of a flushing toilet. named for a maker of automatic-flush toilets that tend to flush while a person is still sitting on them.

Hey Matilda, are the bathrooms here clean?

Yeah, but I got zurned!
zurned by eccecattus January 30, 2007
Related Words
Zurge zurned zerged zorged Zuged zuried zurted
another word for stole, much like the phrase *YOINK*
You zorged my CloudSong!
To be high, baked, ripped.

Usually occurs after having a session.
Guy 1 : Yo man that was a fat amount of chronic we smoked.

Guy 2 : HAHAHAHAHA I Know, i'm fucking zuged.
Zuged by redballs2 October 21, 2008
to zurge = to pleasure oneself ( satisfy the urge )
I zurged myself in the shower this morning
Zurge by thewikiman April 5, 2011
when your tripping out/high on cough syrup see dexing
yo man i am fucking zurted!
zurted by northernlights May 25, 2007
getting played by someone who made you feel special or receiving the “ I don’t feel the same way “ after treating you like a girlfriend
Sarah : He played me, he made me feel so special :( What went wrong?
Mary : DUDE YOU JUST GOT ZURIED
zuried by yansniffsu November 28, 2022