cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.

Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.

cuntificate by acljew November 7, 2006

puntificate 

1. To make puns for the delight and/or irritation of friends and family.
2. To make puns in excess.

Jacob would groan and claim to hate it when Ed would puntificate, but in reality he just envied Ed's acumen for wordplay.

puntificate by Teddallo March 25, 2008

cuntificate

'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.

Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain

Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.

cuntificate by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

puntificate 

to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of.....

As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....

puntificate by sheila in the car July 1, 2011

Cuntificate

To be on one's period/menstruating.

I began to cuntificate yesterday.

Cuntificate by Kimmy DeVrizzle January 17, 2008

Cuntificate

To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.

Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?

Cuntificate by SilkSelkie June 8, 2018

muntificated 

stuffed up, broken, really ugly, stupid beyond normal words

man, he's so wrecked he's acting like a muntificated idiot

muntificated by tombraider000 March 18, 2010